I dread to think what sort of google searches will bring readers to this site now I've used that header, but this wonderfully named bathroom range will make you feel anything but dirty.
The Filthy Farmgirl range will wash not only you and your special friends, but your dog, too (see 'muddy puppy' soap). Cheekily packaged in eco-friendly materials, the products are made from all natural ingredients one might find down on the farm. The hemp washcloth (pictured) will help you lather yourself with scrummy creamy coconut, sassy honey oatmeal or coffee vanilla vixen soap. A great gift idea or treat for a girls' night in. From £2.75 at Fair and Fabulous
God, I'm such a sucker for this sort of stuff. I can see me buying the entire range and then trying to make sure I actually use it all at least once.