Ice Queen Paris Hilton to go on 'emitting' even after her death
Here's some good news to kick of the weekend, hot off the Ecorazzi grapevine: it has emerged that Paris Hilton does not intend to go away at all -- ever.
That's right folks. The hotel heiress has announced that at the time of her death, she wishes to be cryogenically frozen. And I quote: “‘It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.’ Great news!
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It goes without saying that cryogenics is very energy intensive. Keeping Ms. Hilton perpetually frozen should place a nice dent on energy consumption over the course of hundreds of years. Unless she decides to freeze herself now; which might technically even things out in place of her emissions over the next 60 or more years...
Wow,, she sure is brilliant. We should all be so selfish. At 26 you'd think she'd be over the whole worship-me-I'm-a-godess phase. It's really sad, selfish and well, not gonna happen. She can't even decide which of her 23 dogs she likes the best, but she can make a decision like this. Ok then.
Great article by the way. I also read that her Chihuahua Tinkerbell will be frozen with her. YIKES!
Posted by: Lisa - Sugar Bug | October 27, 2007 4:26 AM