Yes, yes, yes! Orgasmic Fairtrade chocs
The photo of the chocolate-eating lass on the right could be interpreted in two ways. First: she fell asleep while eating chocolate and is about to get it all over her nice stripey top. Two: she's just had an instantaneous orgasm from eating one of Orgasmic Chocolate's new Fairtrade bars. Orgasmic's hoping you'll go for the later, though it's actually promising a 'mellowing, euphoric effect' from its new range instead of on-demand climaxes. The choc certainly sound good on paper. As well as ensuring farmers get a decent price for their crop, the bars are packed with herbs - Cinnamon, Sage root, Longan fruit, Radix Ginseng - and the dark version has a minimum of 74 per cent cocoa solids. The only caveat is the crazily steep price. £40 bags you four 100g bars - £10 a bar, or more than five times the price of a bar of Green & Blacks (whose Maya Gold is Fairtrade and organic).
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I hope others don't pick up on this and start labeling their non-organic food as "orgasmic" instead (unless it truely is orgasmic). Pretty soon USDA will have to regulate that too...
Posted by: kevin | November 2, 2005 8:44 AM